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Av Lundqvist - 19 april 2009 11:43


At this moment I am located far beyond the legendary Iron Curtain, I am located in a country that have been "Raped" by others (Sweden, Russia, Germany 2x and France), I am located in Poland. 


--------- Day 1: The Putinist is going to Poland---------------

The trip to Poland was long and tiring, we had to catch a train that left Sundsvall 06.11 to Arlanda. We didn't have much to do during the train trip so me and Victor sat and talked about politics in other countries (most notable Berlusconi and Italy), we also discussed about PirateBay... We believed that they couldn't put them in Jail and so on.


When we reached Arlanda, we checked in our bags, but while we were waiting a man walked by and I looked at him and guess who it was? It was no other then Carl-Jan! There is a god somewhere. After that enounter me, Caroline and Agnes went to a resturant, while Viktor, Josef and Daniel went to McDonalds. And after that it didn't happen to much... quite boring... We went to Munich


In Munich we only had 50 minutes so it was a fast run to the toilets were Viktor found a machine that sold "Travel Pussy" ;D hehe

And in the plane, it was a Dash 8-400 (with propeller), we thought that the captain said something like "FagelSturm" which was funny, because of the turbulens hehe.

 

 -------- Day 2: Cheap Alcohol----------

The second day begun with a  car trip to look at a coal mine... It was forbidden to enter the area, Kasia and her boyfriend said that we would go to prison, I laughed and said "I'm Swedish! I'll just contact the embassy and no prison for me", which was the beginning of some jokes now. I must say that thank god for the energy things we have in Sweden... Coal is really fucking bad!


Then we went to a shopping mall where we met Julita and CAROLINE! I can say that I really miss talking swedish to anyone, because the parents can only Polish, German and Russian, but her mother understands Italian so I can say "Thanks" hehe. So me and Caroline was talking a lot in swedish and Kasias boyfriend (Tomak) laughed at our language, that son of a bitch. Then Victor and Monica arrived and we kept talking in Swedish and we made plans om att sabotera a store, the stores name was "CCC" and we said that we would make a big, orange P at the end. 


Then it didn't happen much, until the evening when we went to a club, it cost about 1 Zloty to enter (about 2.4 kronor), and the only one who had to show legitimation was Kasia, haha, and Now we are here! A 0.5 liter beer cost 5 Zloty (omkring 13-14 kronor), and vodka cost 8 Zloty, damn it's cheap. Me and Victor was walking around and telling everybody that we were Swedish. Now I have to tell something really funny, at the bar when Victor bought his fifth beer and my fourth we were talking to some dudes, and one of them aksed "Do you want druuuugs?", Victor didn't hear but I did and I laughed. One of the hottest topics during that night was the big boobs that the bartender had, they were HUUUUGE and she was a nice looking gal also. 


Later me and two polish guys went out to get some air, and we talked about Sweden, I said to them:

"In fucking Sweden we got maybe the best looking girls in the world, ya know, the blonde hair and the blue eyes, god I love Sweden, tough the Alcohol is very, very expansive."

 One of the polish guys said:

"Haha, in Poland, we got cheap alcohol but ugly women haha, we could trade hehe"


Fucking Poland ;) 

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