I haven't had the time to write until now. But I'll try to remember what have happend the last few days.

------Day 3: F**ked Up-----------

Day 3 was a day mainly consisting with headaches and  a feeling of throwing up. But I did other things, like:

Trip to Lichen

Me and Kasia came home around 12, and we chilled until 14 (or 2), then her father took me and Kasia to Lichen, it's a enormous church...thing in Poland, and is the seventh biggest church in Europe, I've been to the biggest Catolic church (Saint Peters Basilica) and I could with ease say that this one is way more beautiful than "SPB". If I were the Pope I would at least use it as a second home.

 Then I guess I didn't do so much more, except me and Caroline went to look at a monastery and she moved into my POLISH home =)

-----Day 4: Enter the Poznan-----

Day 4 was the day we were going to Kasias school, so Caroline and Kasia went up around 6 to get ready (we were going to School at 7.30) and I went up 7.05 We took some breakfast and Kasia made me and Caroline varsin macka ^^. When we arrived at the school we saw that Kasias class had sports class and we didn't have to participate (me, Caroline and Kasia) then I noticed a Girl with a blue shirt, and when I focused at the shirt I saw it stood "Djurgården IF" and I went like "Whaaat? Kasia she have a shirt with a swedish team!!" and we talked to her and she didn't know that it was a swedish sports team, haha. Then Viktor and Josef arrived with their poles: Monika and Patrycja, we split up so Viktor and me went to class (first math and then English) we can with ease say that they SUCKED at english, but they tried and that's what's important. Josef and Caroline went to two Math classes. Poor them.

After that we went to Poznan (took us about one and a half hour) then we met with Lukas, the guy who followed them to Sweden,  He looks lika a bond villain, then we went to a, kind of a, press conference and they talked about the exchange with Sundsvall and how good it've been.

It's was nice but I didn't know what to say so Viktor did all the talking. After this nice meeting we went to a market place and Viktor bought a Soft-Air Gun. We didn't know what else to do so we sat down and chilled, and laughed about something that Josef called "Kafefka" it was a cafe.

Afterwards we went to a resturant to eat with the school-council guys and Lukas, it was a really good Mushroom soup for starter, then the meat wasn't all that good. We ate and joked and met Arne Hedberg from Sandö and I got two Pictures of Lukas mawhahaha.

We went to a Shopping center after that were Viktor bought a nice hood and some sniff-tobacco, we laughed at shops name like"Saphora"

 Then we went to the cinema to see Vicky Christina Barcelona, I didn't like the movie, but I love Scarlett Johansson so I could see it.

The trip home was the best, Viktor trying to hit drivers with a lasergun. Viktor, me, Monika and Patrycja took that sniff-tobacco and laughed at our reactions haha. And we joked and laughed all the FUCKING way back.

"I .. was trying some zexxxxy.. underwear" - Patrycja

At this moment I am located far beyond the legendary Iron Curtain, I am located in a country that have been "Raped" by others (Sweden, Russia, Germany 2x and France), I am located in Poland. 

--------- Day 1: The Putinist is going to Poland---------------

The trip to Poland was long and tiring, we had to catch a train that left Sundsvall 06.11 to Arlanda. We didn't have much to do during the train trip so me and Victor sat and talked about politics in other countries (most notable Berlusconi and Italy), we also discussed about PirateBay... We believed that they couldn't put them in Jail and so on.

When we reached Arlanda, we checked in our bags, but while we were waiting a man walked by and I looked at him and guess who it was? It was no other then Carl-Jan! There is a god somewhere. After that enounter me, Caroline and Agnes went to a resturant, while Viktor, Josef and Daniel went to McDonalds. And after that it didn't happen to much... quite boring... We went to Munich

In Munich we only had 50 minutes so it was a fast run to the toilets were Viktor found a machine that sold "Travel Pussy" ;D hehe

And in the plane, it was a Dash 8-400 (with propeller), we thought that the captain said something like "FagelSturm" which was funny, because of the turbulens hehe.

 -------- Day 2: Cheap Alcohol----------

The second day begun with a  car trip to look at a coal mine... It was forbidden to enter the area, Kasia and her boyfriend said that we would go to prison, I laughed and said "I'm Swedish! I'll just contact the embassy and no prison for me", which was the beginning of some jokes now. I must say that thank god for the energy things we have in Sweden... Coal is really fucking bad!

Then we went to a shopping mall where we met Julita and CAROLINE! I can say that I really miss talking swedish to anyone, because the parents can only Polish, German and Russian, but her mother understands Italian so I can say "Thanks" hehe. So me and Caroline was talking a lot in swedish and Kasias boyfriend (Tomak) laughed at our language, that son of a bitch. Then Victor and Monica arrived and we kept talking in Swedish and we made plans om att sabotera a store, the stores name was "CCC" and we said that we would make a big, orange P at the end. 

Then it didn't happen much, until the evening when we went to a club, it cost about 1 Zloty to enter (about 2.4 kronor), and the only one who had to show legitimation was Kasia, haha, and Now we are here! A 0.5 liter beer cost 5 Zloty (omkring 13-14 kronor), and vodka cost 8 Zloty, damn it's cheap. Me and Victor was walking around and telling everybody that we were Swedish. Now I have to tell something really funny, at the bar when Victor bought his fifth beer and my fourth we were talking to some dudes, and one of them aksed "Do you want druuuugs?", Victor didn't hear but I did and I laughed. One of the hottest topics during that night was the big boobs that the bartender had, they were HUUUUGE and she was a nice looking gal also. 

Later me and two polish guys went out to get some air, and we talked about Sweden, I said to them:

"In fucking Sweden we got maybe the best looking girls in the world, ya know, the blonde hair and the blue eyes, god I love Sweden, tough the Alcohol is very, very expansive."

 One of the polish guys said:

"Haha, in Poland, we got cheap alcohol but ugly women haha, we could trade hehe"

Fucking Poland ;) 

Vem är Gud?
Ja det är en evig fråga,
Dock så kommer jag här med svaret,
Gud är ingen (eller snarare inget) mindre än en jordnöt, en jordnöt som bestämmer över heaven and hell. Han gör det inte ensam utan han har hjälp av 3 semi-gudar ;D

Viva Peanutism

Måste först ta å såga ST's ooootroligt dåliga aprilskämt, verkligen skit-tråkigt. ..
Sen ska jag börja med något som skall hädanefter kallas för Veckans-stjärna. Detta är en helt ny tävling för att hylla personer som gjort/gör eller ska göra något som kan hyllas (Kan va både länder, byggnader, organizationer eller personer)
Så Veckans-stjärna är ... JULIA a.k.a Promoe, för hennes snilrika och effektiva shopping i Tisdags, hon går loss å köper massor med kläder, ja det var 3 för 1 erbjudande och.. då kom det fram, hon hade presentkort, så pengarna hon slängde ut var... : 0 KR!!!
Det är värt en applåd ;)

Men ja, det som händer nu är ju det att Polackerna har kommit och hos mig bor en Katarzyna "Kasia" Kaliszewska. En riktigt trevlig tjej, väldigt väldigt pratsam, men ja, hellre det än någon som é tyst ;)
Men ja man förstår om hon är tyst, ett helt nytt land, kultur å språk.